When China Wife wants a self criticism
A very long time ago China Wife and I, along with her parents, went to Thailand on a group tour. It was terrible. Just terrible. I remember a few things distinctly. One being trips for the laowai versus trips for the Chinese are different. I recall driving in my air conditioned bus along the beach in Phuket, enviously looking at the bars as we motored past, at all the laowai so freely lounging about, in the open air, not a care in the world, with a drink in their hand. Now I'm older of course. I can do that in America as well. I do not rightly recall the beach, as I've been to so many, but one day towards sunset as I was walking along I saw a a tilted lawn chair, deep in the sand, as if it was listing. It was listing, looking like at any moment it would collapse. A very old man sat in that chair. The water coming up to his ankles. He was snoring. That's who I want to be. I've sinc...