"None of my Chinese friends like you"
What's that China Wife? You mean your friends? You mean the ones that have lived here forever and can’t speak more than a few sentences of English? Or are you referring to the group that doesn’t know what American food tastes like? You know the types…. Maybe you are referring to those living behind those tall, forbidding, high gates that “are in business”? Wait! Perhaps you are simply thinking of those from “Bei Da” or QingHua” right? The smug looks on their faces when they see our daughters competing against theirs. Those with the knowing nod that communicates something like, “Those bastard children can’t keep up with ours”, followed by that all so discernible scoff and condescending glint in the eye that only Satan would love. I’m confused…. Oh but I bet I’m missing someone else aren’t I? Is it that vast, wide swath of female friends of yours, bored and full of instant innuendo whenever something remotely “interesting” takes place am