Yo China Dude! Buy my house!
Hey, just wanted to let the 1.3 billion or so of you know that I’m ready to sell my house. It’s on the market. Well…not really. But if the price is right, it is for you http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/21/business/in-suburban-seattle-new-nests-for-chinas-rich.html?ref=international&_r=0 Being how the Chinese per capita income is only around say…$6600 per person, I like others have always kinda wondered from a distance….well from my back yard balcony anyway, where all these Chinese dollars seem to come from? I see you guys with all your mysterious sources of cash coming over here to the Land of the Free and Easily Swindled and all I can say is…… Well, I’m ready to be taken. How can I say NO? (answer: I cannot) Yes, I know, I know it’s your GREAT CULTURAL WEAKNESS, that silly habit of yours to not want to assimilate with the rest of us(Chinatown?), that makes you keen on places such as that Great Sprawling American Wasteland of endless co...